well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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