i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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