go do what you do best...puke behind churches
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
