whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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