Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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