im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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