i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
zippers are such a cool invention
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
