I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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