Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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