You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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