I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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