guys are not supposed to queef...right?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Randomize
