I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Randomize
