haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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