I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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