how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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