Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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