We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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