If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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