I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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