I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
don't judge my taste in strippers
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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