I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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