He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Randomize
