The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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