i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Randomize
