stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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