Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
it was like eating out sand paper
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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