What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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