If that was your dad, he is hot
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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