my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
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