i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
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