He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
nutella sex= disaster
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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