New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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