just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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