therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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