ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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