Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
