Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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