I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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