Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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