So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
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