We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize