I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
We just shotgunned beers for America
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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