look no pants
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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