Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
