Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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