I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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