I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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