Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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