i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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