I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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