I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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