i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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