when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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