Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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