Who did Billy Mays play for?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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