You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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